‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’: Quotes for every occasion (Holiday Edition)

It’s that time of year again! Whether it’s an awkward conversation with your mom’s weird neighbor, or your aunt who won’t stop pressing you about your future – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has you covered. Here are 11 GOTG Vol. 2 quotes for every situation that you will face this holiday season!

#1 When the food is ready and your hanger takes over:

#2 When your Uncle is trying to change the channel and can’t figure out how to work the remote control:

#3 When you censor your stories for your dear, sweet Granny:

#4 When the cousin you haven’t seen in a year has grown like 2 feet taller than you:

#5 When your cousins are beating you at pool and you try to rally your siblings:

#6 When someone tells you about a store’s sweet Black Friday deal:

#7 When someone asks you why you missed the the last family gathering and you blame it on an alien abduction:

#8 When someone asks you when you are going to be ready to settle down and get married:

#9 When you go home for the holiday and you bump into your ex (and they try to flirt with you):

#10 When you refuse to listen to holiday music before Thanksgiving:

#11 And finally, when you are too full to give thoughtful answers about anything:

May your days be merry, bright and full of Starlords! 

(Image: Marvel) 


Meg Bonney

Meg is a TV obsessed writer based in the Midwest. She is also the author of the award winning YA-Fantasy novel, EVERLY and tends to be overly caffeinated. Find her on Twitter to chat about TV, books and Bellamy Blake's freckles.

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