It’s that time of year again! Whether it’s an awkward conversation with your mom’s weird neighbor, or your aunt who won’t stop pressing you about your future – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has you covered. Here are 11 GOTG Vol. 2 quotes for every situation that you will face this holiday season!
#1 When the food is ready and your hanger takes over:
#2 When your Uncle is trying to change the channel and can’t figure out how to work the remote control:
#3 When you censor your stories for your dear, sweet Granny:
#4 When the cousin you haven’t seen in a year has grown like 2 feet taller than you:
#5 When your cousins are beating you at pool and you try to rally your siblings:
#6 When someone tells you about a store’s sweet Black Friday deal:
#7 When someone asks you why you missed the the last family gathering and you blame it on an alien abduction:
#8 When someone asks you when you are going to be ready to settle down and get married:
#9 When you go home for the holiday and you bump into your ex (and they try to flirt with you):
#10 When you refuse to listen to holiday music before Thanksgiving:
#11 And finally, when you are too full to give thoughtful answers about anything:
May your days be merry, bright and full of Starlords!