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Recovered from last week’s trailer yet? I sure hope so, because Teen Wolf just revealed some new promotional material!
Each year (or more accurately season, since both 3A and 3B got these types of promos and it’s a pretty sure bet 5B will too!), MTV releases a promo that doesn’t use actual footage from the show but relies on symbolism to illustrate the major themes of the upcoming season. And by “symbolism” I mean “creeptastic visuals.”
Friendly warning for those of you who are squeamish or triggered by needles and/or blood, avoid what follows.
Didn’t quite catch that? Too freaked out to watch it all in one go? Here, have it in GIF-form!
Bubbly blood and nasty needles, yum.
My apologies, black blood because that always means good things on this show, am I right? *cough* Gerard -MOUNTAIN AAAAAAAAAASH- Argent *cough*
Oh, so you thought needles were scary, huh? Here, HAVE ONE IN YOUR EAR, IT’LL BE FUN. *hides*
So apparently BHHS (or Deaton—I wouldn’t put it past him) are implementing real live anatomy lessons for Senior Year. Delightful.
I was not aware Teen Wolf had become the horror version of Grey’s Anatomy. Sutures, sure, why not. Who needs anesthesia anyway?
And, the clincher: hiiii Scott! Whatcha doing? Listen, I don’t know where you heard black blood/tar was good for skin-related issues, but they lied. Run, Scotty, run!
… I’m never going within 10 feet of an operation table again.
The doctors will see you
now on June 29th and 30th.