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‘Teen Wolf’ season 5 promo: Bad blood will reign

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Recovered from last week’s trailer yet? I sure hope so, because Teen Wolf  just revealed some new promotional material!

Each year (or more accurately season, since both 3A and 3B got these types of promos and it’s a pretty sure bet 5B will too!), MTV releases a promo that doesn’t use actual footage from the show but relies on symbolism to illustrate the major themes of the upcoming season. And by “symbolism” I mean “creeptastic visuals.”

Friendly warning for those of you who are squeamish or triggered by needles and/or blood, avoid what follows.

 

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE6iW6R6lls]

 

Didn’t quite catch that? Too freaked out to watch it all in one go? Here, have it in GIF-form!

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Bubbly blood and nasty needles, yum.

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

My apologies, black blood because that always means good things on this show, am I right? *cough* Gerard -MOUNTAIN AAAAAAAAAASH- Argent *cough*

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

Oh, so you thought needles were scary, huh? Here, HAVE ONE IN YOUR EAR, IT’LL BE FUN. *hides*

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

So apparently BHHS (or Deaton—I wouldn’t put it past him) are implementing real live anatomy lessons for Senior Year. Delightful.

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

I was not aware Teen Wolf had become the horror version of Grey’s Anatomy. Sutures, sure, why not. Who needs anesthesia anyway?

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com
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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

And, the clincher: hiiii Scott! Whatcha doing? Listen, I don’t know where you heard black blood/tar was good for skin-related issues, but they lied. Run, Scotty, run!

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stilesstilinkiis.tumblr.com

… I’m never going within 10 feet of an operation table again.

Need a quick refresher of the other seasons’ promos? Right this way! 123A3B4

The doctors will see you now on June 29th and 30th. 

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Cecile

With a double major in engineering and fangirling, Cecile frequently feels like she lives in the wrong time zone and has become increasingly familiar with sleep deprivation. The fact that she hates coffee doesn’t help, either. Her super powers include convincing friends to watch and become obsessed with 'Teen Wolf', one adorable Stiles GIF-set at a time.

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