‘New Girl’: 13 Times Schmidt Was Your Spirit Animal


We all know Schmidt as the lovable, neurotic, douche-jar frenquenter from New Girl. We don’t need to share his love of chutney to relate to him on a spiritual level, he just gets us. If these Schmidt GIFs are applicable to your everyday life, he just might be your spirit animal too.

1. When you are in a public restroom and someone leaves without washing their hands.

2. When you go to a wedding and bust out your sweet 90’s boy band dance moves, but nobody cares.

3. If you are over the age of 25, this is you the morning after you go out. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

4. Listening to anyone younger than you complain about their lives. (Especially if they still live at home.)

5. When you pull off being an adult and you are damn proud.


6. Anytime time you watch the news.


7. When you get stucked in a group text.

8. Sitting next to kids at a restaurant. #Youths


9. When you get tagged in a terrible picture on FB.

10. Anytime you see a political canidate on TV. For anything.

11. When people judge your food choices and say you need to eat healthier.

12. When someone cancels plans and you didn’t want to go anyway

13. PIZZA.


Thank you Schmidt. You are a shiny, gem of wonderfulness in this crazy world of chaos.

You can get more Schmidt right here and be sure to check him out on New Girl on Fox this Fall.



Meg Bonney

Meg is a TV obsessed writer based in the Midwest. She is also the author of the award winning YA-Fantasy novel, EVERLY and tends to be overly caffeinated. Find her on Twitter to chat about TV, books and Bellamy Blake's freckles.

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